Fluffychicken is granted an exclusive interview with Fenella De La Creme, Hen of the year 1998.
Fenella, with me playing "watch the birdy"!
Fluffychicken: Tell us a little about the early years, what really made you what you are today?
Fenella: Well I was hatched in a plastic coop along with six thousand other chicks, so life was hard, Fluffy.
Fluffychicken: Hmm. I wonder, can you remember the first time you shook your tailfeathers?
Fenella: Well, yes.
Fluffychicken: Tell us about it.
Fenella: Hey, what's going on? I thought we were going to be talking about my career.
Fluffychicken: Ahem, how did you get into modelling?
Fenella: I was laying eggs for a living down south one summer when Chuck Gobbler, the magazine proprietor, caught sight of me squeezing one out. "That's ma bird!" he cried, and I've never looked back.
Miss De La Creme takes a tumble!
Fluffychicken: I understand that you have been criticised lately by Hen Liberation groups.
Fenella: You know I'm not talking about that.
Fluffychicken: I don't want to push you where you don't want to go, but how do you feel when someone like, say, Leia Knegg accuses you of being, and I'm quoting directly here "A painted hen dressed as a chick, who would sell her giblets to the devil himself, providing she could show them to the world first." Now surely comments like that hurt.
Fenella: Have you seen that woman? Would you want to see her giblets?
Fluffychicken: Well, not really, no.
Fenella: I rest my case.
Fluffychicken: So what' s next for Ms De La Creme, Seedsucker of the year 1993?
Fenella: I'm going to continue to raise money for chicks & old chickens, and I may get myself a new gold plated coop in the spring.
Fluffychicken: Fenella De La Creme, it's been a pleasure.
Fenella: Thank you. 
